The 7000s are sold out....

Posted by DD on 1st Apr 2017

and unfortunately we will not be able to make more due to unforeseen mutations we in the shop developed while working on the mini nuke reactors... the long and short of it is i now have a cicada proboscis, and what looks to be some aquatic type tentacle growing out my... a..err...never mind... If you did manage to snag a 7000, just don't keep it in your front pant pocket if you still have hopes of reproducing.... Cheers!!!